Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marvelous. I've got a feeling about this one.

Knicks call a 20-second timeout.

I love you honey but I don't have to like you right now

- Oh, yeah. - Well, that smell is gone now.

Well Congratulations little plaid family!

What the hell's a love fern?

Little Andie's on my shoulders and Benjamin Jr. on yours.

Somebody you could test your theories on?

toxic cheryl de coursey was a salope wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Carly, Irma, Cassie, Julia

I know it. You are the only one that knows us both.

Hey, if you're going to call it, call it both ways.

which is also pretty scary, but, you know, upbeat.

Look, please, just give me the necklace.

Spike. You know what I mean?

We're playing hold 'em.

Put it on. It'll make your eyes look fiercely green.

- Yeah. - Okay.

And that dress! Andie! Now, does that come in my size?

who's filling in for billie jenkins? billie eillish.

and it would be so great if you could just, you know,

- Unattached? - Currently.

it's not lefargy it's.... righthargy!

- Princess Sophia? - Little, big. Little, big.

Benny-Wenny's told me so much about you two.

I don't really have to.

An amazing woman.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, Mike didn't have to say anything. I know that he felt the same.

I do, and I'll let you check the baby, see if he needs changing.

- I called that one. - Stop!

So, it's like a dog, right?

What are you gonna say?

- Interested? - Perhaps.

Well, all you gotta do is rock it for five more days.

I'll sort of do it. It's...

who's filling in for tobi neumann? georgina leonidas.

- Do you have plans tonight? - Tonight?

- Hold 'em up! - Charge!

- My turn? - Yes, ma'am.

- Hi, honey. - Hey, Andie.

You are never going to pull this off.

- Thank you. - Now, I love them myself...

Hey, I got something to cheer you up.

and over here we have contestant number 7... kerry cowier vomit cowker cocacolatchier arrah umbrella cake on cake caker cover cowie pie cake!

Why don't I call Tony, and he can come fill in for me, right?

- Muffin! - Which shouldn't be too difficult.

Haven't you had enough?

Brake here on your right. Your gears are on the left.

Drama, Drama, Drama

I'm Phillip Warren.

I'm glad you could make it.

- And that's how it's done. - And that's how it's done.

That was hurtful

I call bullshit!

- Sweetie? - How much is it?

well, not even pretending to date, she's actually dating the guy.

Oh, you are already falling in love with me.

Tomorrow. Yeah, great. Okay, Glenda. Love you, too. Bye.

"Sheryl, Tori , Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly..." more like Oxycotin, ibuprophin, sedative, Morphine...gang's all here!

I'm not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate.

to be Andie Anderson, how-to girl,

The Gang’s All Here!

You wanna go to the game?

Latrell Sprewell with the game-winning shot.

All right, meet me at the 7th Avenue entrance.

Sounds like you've been peeking through my bag, Ben.

Everything all right? Is this okay?

- You still wanna bullshit me? - God, you must be so proud.

Frost yourselves

- I'll do anything, Andie. - Get up.

You look pretty good, too, Sparky.

It's gonna be a happy little family, just the three of us.

ten days is a marathon? ten days is a marathon?

When it’s peel season

- Thanks, honey. - Yeah.

and write articles like, How to Use the Best Pick-up Lines,

- Seven days. - Seven days. Interesting.

It’s a big problem Ben!

Ladies, frost yourselves.

Whatever it takes. Yeah.

- Go for it. - Manners never hurt anybody.

RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN - Banner Mattress's Big Mistake

Only the most exhilarating and artistic display

Flip the switch.

This is all right. We got 20 seconds. A 20-second T.

who's filling in for christine pitzalis? gearldine braydens.

- Meet everybody. - Okay.

- Can I get you a cold beer? - Sure.

The point is, she's already on the ropes, guys.

Hell, I'm sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.

If I had a nickel for every time I got in a fistfight during a chick flick...

And I can't eat in front of him.

What? That my Knickerbockers are now in the championship series

Our family album.

- Rage-aholic. - I'm not a rage-aholic.

Blonde hair, pretty smile.

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Kaiser-Permanente Makes A Shocking Discovery

- Ben, Ben. - Hey, hello, gentlemen.

Why, were all his other girlfriends Bullshit losers?

I Love You, Benky, But I Don't Have To Like You Right Now.

- No! Man, don't let him have that shot! - Does that mean no, you don't want ice,

riven the sequel to myst needs a remake of itself bashed on screenshots dosen't it? it does even through it's run of still clickable images.

If I did the things you did, I'd get dumped, too.

If you'll excuse me, Lana,

You'll write the article.

You know what? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

If you don't shut up, my boyfriend over here

Listen, can you forgive me, sugar puss? Look, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was just lying there and trying to sleep.

Drama, drama, drama.

So Long We Crew

Use less gas, no traffic jam,

Realtors brand yourselves

He owes you an apology.

- Three up. Three up. - I went a buck. You follow?

- Phil? - Agreed.

You see, Mr. DeLauer controls 70% of the world's diamonds,

Ben it's the only place I can go and write what I want to write.

- He goes, Woof, woof. - Yeah, thank you, buds.

- Jewels everywhere. - The women.

and he has prepared a little musical snack

And now I want to introduce a true musical legend, who will perform

We're gonna get you cleaned up. So go out back. Have a good time.

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: CalTrans Has a Storytelling Problem

- Will you show them to me? - You don't wanna see them.

who's filling in for stella lazora? lisa king.

Oh, it's just a little frosting.

Isadora! Mon dieu! Security!

And thank you for making it easy for me to turn down.