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[door shuts]
You need to live your life.
Put it down. Put it down.
-Judy, help! -[gasps] What happened?
[sighs] All right, so, when are you leaving?
Doesn't Henry have a karaoke machine?
-I did. -She did.
Look how happy she is. Come on.
[sighs, sniffles]
[chuckles] You still can.
Methinks the leak's coming from there.
Each cycle is about one month.
[gasps] Oh, look at him. He has such kind eyes.
Uh, is there a friend you can ask?
[exhales] Listen, buddy--
-I got you something. -What?
You mean totally shit-faced?
But that's-- that's what you do.
Yeah, man, let's plumb it out.
Mom, there's a leak in the kitchen!
-[chuckles] -Really?
[Jen] Judy!
[sniffles] There's just so-- so many feelings, you know?
-So comfy in your nook. -[chuckles] You're fine.
[clicks tongue] You know, it's funny.
-Hi. -Hi.
I should have told you that day at the hospital. Sorry.
I see it. I know there's a big smile under there.
No, thank you. I don't need a hot breakfast.
I-- I…
I mean, do you wanna talk about it?
You go have fun on your sexy joyride to Sonoma. I'll be fine here.
Oh, you know, a little of both.
-The thing about Steve is it's-- -[murmurs]
Uh… [sighs]
-No. Oh, it's not about-- -Listen to me!
["Always on My Mind" instrumental playing]
♪ Oh, oh, Burt ♪
[grumbles] It's all a ruse.
-[groans] -So, what?
I just keep thinking, what kind of person would do this, you know?
The bird. Where'd you get it from?
Uh, look, I really wanna apologize. That wasn't me.
[clicks tongue] Sorry, my-- my arm's asleep.
-Didn't have a choice. -Oh, happy to do it.
That's why it's… [inhales]
for the man whose life I fucking destroyed.