Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why am I still here?

that I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.

...it was jarring enough to completely stop the tape.

-I won't. -You will.

Whatever. At Least He Paired Us Up Together, That's Good.

Oh, she's a dreamboat, but you don't like her.

You want me to find a poem about Susan?

You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail.

He imbibed her glistening spell

The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.

I got a colonoscopy this morning.

Anything I can use.

Scotty, you gotta have a baby.

-Yeah? -It's Pam.

You have feelings for him? We're soul mates.

So, Kevin, if I don't want children...

Yeah, I'll be okay.

-You don't think they give clippers? -No, it's like a weapon.

I had a piece of fish with chimichurri at Leon’s the other day

I once told a woman that I coined the phrase: Pardon my French

-Oh, boy, I always do this. -What?

Yeah, I think I like short hair, really short.

Pam? What do you care?

-You got-- -Oh, yeah.

I think the M&M should be you.

Does anyone think Mike might have murdered Susan?

-Jerry Lewis? -I heard when Jerry left a meeting...

...he'd purposely leave a briefcase with a tape recorder in it.

Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day.

Robert’s having his vasectomy reversed.

Who Do You Think He is?

Oh, please, he wouldn't say that.

But it's a pleasure to use clippers.

For I believe, sadly for you...

Okay. I'm Just Not Gaga Over Her