Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not through here, Jerry.
I mean, once for, like, no reason, I flattened my hair...
What?
This is.
What if you're in prison?
I get all jazzed up about something, and I go way too far with it.
All right, Newman, this is it.
Rebalanced?
Why Susan?
Besides, I don't even think they like me.
Some days I'm haunted by one word:
I'm sure he'll be sharing his next one with Pam.
Why do you invite these women over if they annoy you so much?
Kramer, that is so lovely.
Look at this. What the hell happened?
...with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those.
-I like it. -I thought you might.
…and Isosceles crying out “DEAR GIF!!!!”
Elaine, move to Long lsland and have a baby already.
Oh, the bookstore girl. How's that going?
Sometimes I think I do want kids, maybe a lot of kids.
-Oh, what's him name? -Newman.
Because it's for checking your kid's crap before you flush it.
No, it's a Newman.
Does anyone think Mike might have murdered Susan?
Oh, no.
That's the kids' toilet.
There are people in this room...
Oh, David... ...you can go on and on about how you don't want any more kids...
That's what we know.
Oh, David, you can go on and on about how you don't want any more kids...
Oh, well, that's nice.
-The voice, the calves, the bacon. -What?
George, Quinn here was moving a chair.
She got nice calves.
…and Helen crying out “dear god!!!!”
Now, from the time that I left the room--
-Why? Because I can? -It's the life force.
Jerry.
..of a systematic process of spam posting and trend disruption, the likes of which...!!
No, no.
Hello, Jerry.
...whom I fear I will never possess.