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Nah. Since Jolly Farm Revue came on, he's been distracted.
Oh, God! It's like Orson Welles's autopsy!
- You can't say that on TV! - What? Ego?
Lois, I am obligated to keep loving you so I will take my rage out on my own body.
Do you think we will ever play finals again
Wanna go take a dump on that Argentina flag?
cos it was a long church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus,
- That's quite a nice do there. - Oh, thanks.
A Cambridge don.
"And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Great. I'm stuck on a transatlantic flight with a petulant runaway. How could this get any worse?
Hell, the Northeast! At times like this I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia.
Wait till they have to see South Park's new season. P U!
OK, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
Lois, you got any tips for the young girls in the audience?
Hey! Shut up!
- Oh, man. I've lost all faith in mankind. - Music is dead to me now.
I guess I'm just not as cool as you thought I was.
"It was difficult for the children of Ipswich when the lollipop famine cursed them... "
"And I like that singer who looks like a whore
So, I'm just gonna turn back over here, back towards my table.
and everyone will suffer the consequences!
He's right to caution you. I feed on children.
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