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Shit!
and check into somewhere with all the comforts of home.
But if we don't try, then we'll never know, right?
Check!
You can't do this.
Ordinary soap for ordinary people is a waste of time.
If you want to stay.
But when you're there,
the invaders.
Give me that.
Pay them in dollars and fuck their daughters!
Don't be crazy, Sal. Put the gun down.
But it didn't.
And in one moment, I understood more clearly than ever
All right? We have to keep our secret.
I mean, the beach, you know,
except for pure reflex,
Etienne, man, I re..
only met somebody who has. You know what I mean?
You brought us trouble.
Can you swim?
- Shark! - Shark!
I'll go with you.
Although, I must say,
You've never even met her!
I thought I was doin' pretty good.
We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV
people living in a cave?
Let him go! Ugh!
This is all your fault, anyway.
story some other time, huh?
Threaten them? I mean, with what?
The shark knew it.
'Cause this time..
It's spreading.
What's wrong?
Jesus Christ! We're fucking here!
but I made a decision to leave a copy of the map.
It doesn't even fucking matter what I think anymore.
Uh-oh.
We swim.
Oh, fuck! it's her bag!
You can't run around in the dark
crystal-clearwater..
One pretty little pink bag for you.
All right. So we'll jump.
but if I was being completely honest,
- I swear to God. - Whatever.
The only thing they had to do
to wherever it was that we called home..
I'm not gonna say it was the best decision I ever made.
No. That's not it.
for people who don't like beach resorts.
I mean, the two of you and me, together?
In fact, even better than that..
that no one would ever know.
We'll go now.
What? Are you joking?
Hey, you need somewhere to stay?
So just can it.
And as for traveling alone,
Teach it. Teach it.
Soyou wanna grab a beer or somethin'?
it lasts forever.
Richard: our resident chef was known as Unhygenix..
Et voila.
He thinks he's some sort of jungle commando.
and, yes, I admit..
Hey, Ricardo! Grazie.
You're represented, man.
You are such an idiot!
Etienne: Wow.
They said to us.. They told us..
or any other major tragedy, I guess,
It's not like the 4 people
Well, I'm going to go and play
oryou stay here and take your chances.
They were practically self-sufficient.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Stop it. - What?
Etienne: Well?
No! No! No!
in the eternity of space..
Thanks.
What did he say?
Francoise!
Dylan!
Well, that's sad news.
Down on the beach!
You need to help me!
No.
Wh-what can I say?
Richard!
Come on, Richard.
You got anything to smoke?
I'd really been looking forward
Is that right?
I was playing my own game now,
What do you mean, me and Francoise?
I will not die today!
But, jeez, God..
They're coming with us.
Hey. I've got your oils, man.
And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides!
Oh. Now, this is what I call a lot of dope.