Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By God, I must teach that wench a lesson...
...and thy company for as long as thee shall live.
Both as thy wife and as thy partner.
How dare he?
A gentleman never unsheathes his dagger before he is married.
Rather than beat her into submission...
...and four Oriental kung-fu masters.
'Tis plain the whole town knoweth of the deal twixt Petruchio and myself...
Sir. These that find a pawn, then let these words be said:
If thy husband tells thee the moon is the sun...
I saw thee try and thus I tried also.
...and to the reason for my visit to this fair city.
But where be that blushing bride of mine?
As your mouth runneth off, so must your feet run off...
So it was.
The master bedroom.
...having not advance knowledge that you be such a--
A pig on a stick, a keg of beer, two gentlemen...
And now on to matters of greater import...
...or this be a dark day indeed for thy entire gender.
Say that she sneer...
Didn't think I could pull it off, did you?
Fret thee not, for all things here seem to be well in hand.
...thou art bound to agree...
I hope they like jokes on the moon. That's where you're going.
Signor Baptista, know you not who my master is?
...and he who weds Katherina lands a dowry you could cry for.
-Any takers? -No way, José.
Only waking occasionally, wanting to be fed.
-Fair Bianca. -Please, good lady.
We'll see about that, starting this day.
Now I would ask that you change as a result of mine.
We are kindred souls, Kate. As mountains to wind.
One, two, three.