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I am called Katherina by those who dare to speak to me.
You see through me, Kate. No tuner, I.
For now I firmly am resolved...
But I'll leave with less fare and give you this.
I will not stand for this.
Then already thou seest wrong...
-But, Mom.... -Watching TV isn't gonna help you...
...and have come to see if he'll collect his due.
-...and women are property? -Property you call me?
Thy keeper.
And as the man, and a man's man at that...
I have changed as a result of your kindness.
But know thee this:
-...and we will wed on Sunday. -No, we will not.
...for 'tis plain to any fool that it be night and not day.
And hath learned it from a woman.
Hooray for this day and the words that you say.
Day it is if thy husband says it be so.
-Pardon, dear wife? -I said, "Have another sip."
Congratulations, they must be very happy together. Congratulations.
...and sometimes, Kate the curst. But Kate.
Katherina of Padua...
Thy life.
Obviously a quick judge of character.
Gentlemen, enough, enough.
And for all thy shrillness and shrewishness...
As such confrontations be the stuff nightmares are made of.
Who hath in fact been tamed?
...new arrived from distant lands. In search of--
To look again.
Not now. Not this Sunday. Not next Sunday.
For Kate never needed to be tamed.
yea yea
...goest thou to hell!
Well, one does what one can to keep thy girlish figure.
Enough!
I am Lucentio...
...I shall share the same room as my mate.
Fair, and virtuous, modest and mild.
In short, I ask that you retreateth from your role as chauvinist.
-There I choose to sleepeth. -You will sleep in there...