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Didst thou enjoy thy low-cal, diet gruel?
And it matters not as well...
...that I might receive thy dowry if, and only if, I tamed thee.
Didst I hear: "I come to wive it wealthily in Padua"?
As I have told those before you...
Thou catchest on quickly.
If she be not tamed, 'tis my right to know.
I assure you, sir, 'tis she alone has been tamed.
They argue a lot, and all they wanna do is sleep together?
As 'tis widely said, this is widely writ:
I don't wanna interrupt their girl talk.
-Your dagger. -Good lady, thou art mistaken.
What are you, nuts?
"Your own Winnebago, a chance to direct...
...she sings as sweetly as the nightingale.
Is there a fellow in all the land more hale and hearty than this?
And for my part, should that respect begineth tonight...
Dot not gainsay what I say that we may make headway.
...if it matters not to you what cometh of your head.
I shall be the master of what is mine own.
'Tis the sun and not the moon that shines so bright.
A man who liveth to seeth tomorrow am I...
To be, or not to be: That is the question.
Havest a nice honeymoon.