Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...as only you will know when you've found the right man.
-Sleep well? -Like a babe.
The moment of truth. It's love. It's magic. Yes.
You think that was fun? Wait till I get you home.
Simple, I say. For how hard could it be to find Katherina a mate?
...will Bianca's lovely hand be made available.
Thou must be married to no other man but me.
I know wherefore these men came. From you in order to marry me...
And wish for no other reward other than thy affection...
-...8hould we not a dowry discuss? -A dowry discuss, we should.
But now that we be husband and wife...
Then perhaps thou could prove it...
Thy life.
If you're a man, you gotta love the 16th century.
And if the whole town knoweth, then 'tis possible that Kate knoweth.
For such a man doth come along but once in a blue moon.
I now renounce this deal.
And for that, by the gods, if I say the moon be the sun...
Twenty thousand crowns?
Thy wild Kate hath been declawed.
Padre, I can wait no longer.
-My aim is to pluck it out. -Aye, if the fool could find it.
...without me until I say otherwise.
For those with bodies soft and tender...
~The sun. ~The moon.
We are happily mated, are we not?
-But, Mom. -No arguments.
And as my wife, wouldst thou not agree...
I left my wallet in my other pantaloons. You think you can spot me 5 bucks?
...if someone were to ask....
Men.
'Tis your notion of a compliment, I know, but, husband--
-We hate iambic pentameter. -We hate iambic pentameter.
My man, if I'm lying, I'm dying.