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-Is my sister here yet? -She waits anxiously inside.
If this be offensive to men, then so be it.
...and clear the path for your little angel.
Perhaps to a wife blinded by love, but mine eyes see clear.
Is she not the mistress in this, her master's house?
...'twas indeed a mistake.
-...knowest what that means? -Noeth.
For who could resist a loving husband...
What light through yonder window breaks?
-ls Moonlighting still on? -No, just ended.
The lights were against me.
-King, king, king. -Some king.
And persist.
...walk in and walk out with my affections.
For a tankard of ale, I'll let you tell three.
Is this vision mine eyes witness truly my beloved?
And as thou art bound to serve and obey...
You're the only man I know who suffereth from pianist envy.
We haveth an arrangement.
The meal was to your liking?
And teach her a lesson I will.
Ta-da.
Thus it stands with me: That I thrust myself into this maze.
Yes, thank you. Thank you for coming.
They be merely unaccustomed to seeing a couple so happily mated.
I warned you, sir. And now you're in for the thrashing of your life.
What's shaking, y'all?
Husband, for all thy boorishness and bluster...
You speak of animals. Yet all three of you be rats.
My instrument is already tuned.
...Petruchio, why me? What moved thee to woo me?
...by her family...
And I, being a prime specimen of manhood...
I doth.
Have you not guessed? 'Tis you I wish to hold dear.
-And where there's a will-- -There thy go.