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Hello.
-Oh, you're still last. -Oh, definitely last.
[Mark] Mm-hmm.
Dr. Bohr, Dr. Revredesh,
because you're a crook and a womanizer, and I hate your guts.
Thank you, Brad.
Well, I just don't know how you can stop her.
I believe those are from Star Wars.
Would you like to examine it, sir?
Oh, yeah, there's a spark.
So is this actually happening or not?
♪ Down in Koko-- ♪
[scattered applause]
♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪
-over Nutley, New Jersey, again. -Yes, I'm on it.
[crickets chirping]
That is not accurate, Yuri.
-We're signing up, General. -See you on the moon, gentlemen.
You have a light day today, so you can start in the gym,
When we we're out at the launch site, there were two tiny clouds in the sky.
Exploding them?
Don't you have any mavericks on your team, Mallory?
-Our nation's internet in-- -[Mark] Excuse me.
I know you wanted the Air Force, and you're not the most flexible person.
Spaceman First Class.
He's on his way. He should be here any minute.
Yes, I believe I've flown every F series from the Tomcat to the F-117 Nighthawk.
Sush
I'd like to stuff you both back in.
[cheering]
Anyone?
I'm trying to put boots on the moon.
♪ There's a place called Kokomo ♪
♪ We'll get there fast And then we'll take it slow ♪
He's tweeting about it in five minutes, so let's hope you like it.
-Two. -Shit.
Bobby's taking me to the desert for a pop-up concert.
They're letting me grow radishes in a window box,
[man] Four-star general.
Goodbye.
So if you need...
Uh, no.
♪ And we'll perfect our chemistry ♪
♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
If you told me, you'd have to kill me, right? [laughs]
all the endangered lizards within 600 yards of the launch site.
Um, I heard the launch was scrubbed.
♪ Safely to the sea ♪
rest assured these will be US boots.
Boots on the moon!
Excuse me, congresspeople.
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
Thank you.
[tires screeching]
The amount of fuel measured is very precise.