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Japan, Europe, Turkey, Israel, Australia,
[softly] ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
Where'd it go?
I try. You know he do whatever he want.
-Oh. Nice of you to join us. -My apologies.
and your calendar says it's a leg day.
That's the Bobby that you've been seeing? He's ten years older than you.
[rattling]
that sustains life.
-Good morning, my general. -Good morning.
It's Kelly.
There's no way we are getting back to the moon
I am telling you to do it, so you can do it.
You put a helicopter down in the wrong spot,
I wanna welcome our newest four-star general, Mark Naird,
[applause]
Why would you need to see that?
[door beeps, opens]
♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down ♪
You and Erin are gonna love it there.
Nope.
Up and coming.
So how's things? How's your-- How's your wife?
And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so...
Come on. We're not China here.
No. I am your husband.
Those boots are gonna have our feet in 'em.
♪ That's where we want to go ♪
Mark, I'm gonna be in here a long time.
And I say that facetiously,
[tap running]
♪ Yeah ♪
Don't worry. We have a new helo pilot.
♪ Way down in Kokomo ♪
-Yes, Mr. Naird. -Ask him how his wife is.
All right.
There certainly isn't any damn water, Admiral, so you don't get an opinion.
-Like the yellow fins. -Mm-hmm.
This one's... a little more chaotic.
Good luck with your retirement, Kick.
♪ I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon ♪
Dr. Yamato, Dr. Lowenstein,
A thousand dollars for a plastic button cover?
I so launch...
I have been shot down, both literally and figuratively,
That's dope, sir.
Air Force used to just be part of the Army, Kick.
Fifty years ago,
Look, I don't like to pull rank,
Yeah, well, he'll probably have me transferred tomorrow
Woo-woo.
Yes, sir.
it would take 120,000 years to earn $6 billion.
What's your name?
Oh. Uh, Yuri's in there.
but I have always gotten back up.
and, of course, the Miracle on Ice.