Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Differently....

Vegan jambalaya

Well, I'm glad I brought it up.

Don't think anyone's gonna treat you differently...

Varsinki mun huomiota haluavia, seksikkäästi pukeutuvia naisia

I read on the lnternet he killed.

your cane's on the wrong side.

-Not with a cane? -No, with crutches, it's a funny story.

He got more work done than I did. Made more money.

I did you a favor

“I feel like a gargoyle, perched on a ledge!”

What ya got there, a Kirkland? I did ya a favor

That's what you said.

I don’t know how a Ragey could eat gifs…

I'm sorry, lady, there's a cab shortage.

I like stuff you don't have to think about too much.

Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave.

I mean, what’s the deal with CPAC speeches?

What do you mean, what is it? It's a country right next to Belgium.

Mä lähen iskemään naisia

...and the natural emollients keep my skin silky smooth.

This is a real limp because I sprained my ankle.

We should have taken some kind of vacation.

That stupid two-hour battery.

Welcome back to the show.

That girl’s coming home in a body bag

-Yeah. Yeah. -Would you?

Damn you Matsen

Happy thanksgiving.