Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we ram right into it

By making time with some floozy across the aisle?

-Right. Wrong. -Will you stop it, George? Just stop it.

That guy's coming home in a body bag!

If it’s a lamp Why do you want shade?

I mean, look at this. Nothing has changed.

I don't know. I like stuff you don't have to think about too much.

Oh, well. That's--

Look, Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream.

Because I killed first and warmed up the crowd.

Oh, stick a fork in me. I’m done.

...and it's sticking because of the butter.

Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage.

I like stuff you don't have to think about much.

He had a wife, a family.

If you want light, why do you want shade?

That's it. I cannot take this.

Whatcha got there, the 4 volt?

No. He's riding my coattails again. He's getting everything off of me.

...we're having the same problems we had 1 2 hours ago.

I’m gonna go pick up some chicks

Meme? That’s a funny word. Meme.

Team Smell the Roses

I knew what I was getting into. She's a bitter, unstable person.

Hey, Jerry. Did you see it?

I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we ram right into it...

Parsley is the healthiest thing for you

Are we really so different?

She doesn't either. If it were up to me, we'd still be together.

He’s the voice of my generation

Well, I ran out of butter, so I had to borrow yours.

Let's face it. I've always been handicapped.

...I was over there and you were over here...

And he's the fish eating my laughs.

You know, old friend...

Then we'll see how she does, up there, without all the assistance.

...and if I never see you again it'll be too soon.