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- Kids, don't fly out! - I'm going to hurl!
I hope she's dead.
and sometimes even a pie just for doing my job.
Oh, my God, what? I'm a little busy.
My barber once told me it's important to finish what you've started.
With the J. Dizzle, it's hassle-free.
Oh, yeah.
So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doing the work.
That'll be $18.
who are in fact less informed than their Internet phones.
People used to give me cards and gifts
No, it's true.
I even got a cake.
You figured out I'm fat. You're either a brilliant doctor
- You're insane. - Betty, Betty, Betty.
You made it up here without passing out or vomiting.
- Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper.
who wouldn't let me give him a rectal exam unless I said pretty please,
I am interested in where she found that magic phone
I tried to help that young woman,
One thing I do know is when a woman wants her space, you give her space.
Hi. I'd like two tickets to Million Dollar Baby.
I'm sure it felt like a crazy dream.
No biggie. Happens all the time.
- You're old. - Yeah, I got that.
I didn't oversleep. I... decided not to go.
It's weird. I want to follow him down the hall and crack him over the head,
And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her.
She'll create a diet and exercise plan