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Faster! Jump! Go for it!
Yeah, but mostly because I had a husband.
I cannot talk or be talked to by someone on the toilet.
That's what my dad told me.
- Oh, my God. - It's J.D.'s old answering machine.
Oh, I just thought...
A husband who asked his wife, after 36 hours of labour,
I'll be the one with the mask on.
when I heard the name Hooch.
Listen, the way I cheered up Turk, I made it all about him.
Hell, yeah. There's no beer in the fridge.
Won't happen again.
I found out he deported her for putting knives in the fork drawer.
Anyway, I couldn't handle the patients, so go ahead, take your shots.
- What's on? - Who cares? He called me a guy.
You're my gastric bypass. Any questions?
Hi, sweet pea, it's Mom. I just called to tell you how much I love you.
Of course you're not. Because in your head, it's all about you, isn't it?
Wasn't this kind of fun?
Nope. See you in the O.R. Tomorrow.
But I want to be where you're at while we try to figure out where we're at.
You are going to shut your yapper and listen for a change.
Hell, I never once got a speeding ticket.
Oh, God, this sucks! I hate March.
We're gonna have to stop and pick up some hooch!