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- I have a toast too. - Oh.
- You all bragged about your Thanksgiving plans.
- Squad, bullpen, now.
- One in Atlanta, one in Newark,
I just didn't want you guys to know
- I know. It's okay when I say it.
You should write Type A there instead of controlling.
It was the only board game he had at his condo.
I love you lady in the scarf.
but there was one other person who was also overcompensating.
Lady Dipstick, Mr. Fib, and the Milk Man.
from one of your mistresses? - Yeah.
Do you think if I got my parents drunk
The unhygienic apple doesn't fall far
- I only told you about the sisters?
and every morning I do what I'm told,
I was just feeling insecure because--
And, Boyle, out buying goose feet
- Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles.
for me to finally have the big family Thanksgiving
- [gasps] - I missed my family a lot
- Is everything okay, sir? - No, it is not.
[laughter]
while we kiss? - Mm-hmm.
Uh, go with him.
- Yeah, that was never in doubt.
And I wasn't putting oil in my bike.
- Jake. - Hair.
- Significantly less meaningful.
One gallon of milk!
No, Terry, I'm not mad at you.
on someone's breath. - We need surveillance footage
My mom brought a passive-aggressive turkey
- Why can't there be some magic potion
Someone will be with you in a bit.
Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair
about the Red Hook homicide. - Oh, no problem.
- It's a holiday, we're understaffed,
No pie here. I just humiliated you.
- No, I mean like a joke joke,
- Vivid example of what we're up against.
I was picking up these matching T-shirts for my whole family.
I'll give you my grandfather's watch.
Nurse?
so we expanded the search radius.
just about enough of this delicious rum.
- Oh, that's great. So you'll be able to fly again?