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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear
through my underpants,
- Every night I'm told what to do
they will bond, and then when the time is right,
- Ow. - [groans]
[upbeat music]
- So none of you took my pie.
- Dude. - Gobble.
She won't be up for 12 hours. - Hey, Jake,
it would be fine, but we can split it.
which means whoever took my pie
- Oh. Well...golf.
We all have hair.
[screeches]
After all, it is my house
- Okay, the house is all clean.
To Jake and Amy. Congratulations.
- [speaking Spanish] - What does that mean?
I know the Peralta's aren't perfect,
so allow me to be the first to bless this union with a toast.
- My pie, and it wasn't even eaten.
Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair.
- Oh, no. There are downsides to alcohol.
[chuckles] Raymond...
- Oh. Well, thank you, Victor.
What did she say? - She said it was a bowl.
your mom brought her own hand towels.
That doesn't count. - Yikes.
- Very impressive. You learn that
- Hello, Raymond. Ready to go to dinner?
You like jokes. Here's one.
How long you been planning this?
- Yes. Mrs. Peralta,
for your big ride up the coast, then tell me,
all the way upstate for it every year.
[exhales sharply] This is a nightmare.
They're pre-made from a can. - Great.
[squeaking]
I won't get to the bottom of this.
The T-shirts were my idea.
- Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants?
- She said "canvas" so much. - Who wants to hear a joke?
[snaps] You. Kevin.
Bet you didn't know I understood Spanish.
- Exactly.
All four of them have hair.
for the second turkey, a very normal thing to have brought.
we appreciate the offer, but we're paying.
Free Scone with your coffee! Until 2:00PM today