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My, my, that's a powerful smell.
Don't try to change me, dude. I am what I am.
Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly, just obnoxious.
- Where is he? - He's in his bedroom.
...run to the gas station for a couple of 40s...
...a box of Slim Jims and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.
Spoiler alert, Spoiler alert!
- He got a cat to keep him company. - You're kidding.
- What is she doing here? - I called her.
I hear you broke up with Amy.
Oh, that's preposterous. I'm not pining over anyone.
You're not fooling me. Whenever you say we have to talk...
I thought they were out west someplace.
...your Bollywood break-dancing skills.
- Tuned bayonets. - Defend.
- You should have called sooner. - Yeah.
...but he's so zazzy.
Okay, let me just get right to it.