Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets...
...who wins the Second World War?
Ah. Nothing makes beer taste better...
She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.
Oh, God, never again.
Ah.
...about the Jersey Shore.
...or unsanitary exchange of saliva.
- Hey, Sheldon. - Hello.
- That's very offensive. - Yeah, we all thought so.
Yes.
Although, on one occasion...
Sheldon, Amy. Shamy.
- Greetings. - Hey.
Got it.
- Uganda. - Defend.
I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, how's your life?
...built a bunch of model rockets.
...you two are definitely not suited for each other.
Done.
- Regarding what? - Amy.
Well, that's not fancy at all.
...I've always been more of an Empire man.
Well, beavers eat tree bark.