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* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
I know the nigga that grew it.
No, Huey. It's a very big deal.
or eight-time gold medal swimmer,
He probably tied up in some basement somewhere, scared.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go take
* The promise Of what's to come *
Weed.
Oh, man, Robert, I can't believe how lucky you are.
Do we still have to beat each other?
Sir, can you tell me why you're driving so slow
Uh, Robert, this is Jessica. Jessica, Robert.
Your Honor, I plead not guilty on the grounds
in the revolution. A freedom fighter.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
Take turns.
Come on, guys, you know the rules.
my life is more stressful than most people.
Been awhile since your last checkup, huh?
Huh. Well, he's pretty sure. You know, I'm...
is your stress level. Is this how you normally
What? Keep it down, I have kids.
Like I said, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Come on. You don't understand.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
No, sir, Officer...
Man, he didn't even think about it.
Oh, you didn't like me? I didn't like you.
They call it "Skywalker."
Why were you driving so slow in the fast lane?
* The revolution is all over The world, yes, it is *
Really? Yeah, wait...
in his underwear and woke up in a chicken coop.
And I decided, if you let me go,
or even President of the United States.
Now it ain't worth shit, so we're staying.
Uh, you wanna check me for a wire?
and the other one is a public menace.
So if you wanna be like me, a loser,
go ahead and smoke.
You boys are hilarious.
we know and love. Yeah, our Granddad