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No, sir, Officer...
So if you wanna be like me, a loser,
Sir, can you tell me why you're driving so slow
Uh, Robert, this is Jessica. Jessica, Robert.
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
is your stress level. Is this how you normally
in his underwear and woke up in a chicken coop.
He probably tied up in some basement somewhere, scared.
Now it ain't worth shit, so we're staying.
Why were you driving so slow in the fast lane?
Uh, you wanna check me for a wire?
I know the nigga that grew it.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
or eight-time gold medal swimmer,
Like I said, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh, you didn't like me? I didn't like you.
Oh, man, Robert, I can't believe how lucky you are.
or even President of the United States.
my life is more stressful than most people.
Really? Yeah, wait...
They call it "Skywalker."
in the revolution. A freedom fighter.
No, Huey. It's a very big deal.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go take
and the other one is a public menace.
Take turns.
Been awhile since your last checkup, huh?
Weed.
we know and love. Yeah, our Granddad
What? Keep it down, I have kids.
Your Honor, I plead not guilty on the grounds
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
go ahead and smoke.
Come on, guys, you know the rules.
You boys are hilarious.
Huh. Well, he's pretty sure. You know, I'm...
Man, he didn't even think about it.
Do we still have to beat each other?
* The revolution is all over The world, yes, it is *
Come on. You don't understand.
And I decided, if you let me go,
* The promise Of what's to come *