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I paid good money for this house.
and not doing shit. You know what?
The rapper? Yes, Your Honor.
What? I said beat each other.
Man, don't you keep up with current events?
I can’t believe it! It’s too far we have to go home!
No way, mm-mm, ain't gonna happen.
Douche.
Give it to me straight, doc.
I know when you find something you like
Obama fixed it up for everybody.
Ew.
* La, la, la, la, la, la I love me, yes, I do *
* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *
But what I'm most worried about
It tastes like Cheerios but...
You called my job and scheduled a pickup
* Chop, chop, chop *
What are you doing out here?
in the fast lane? Oh, no reason.
You start playing the bongos really loud
Damn, I liked my TV.
pork sausage, turkey sausage,chicken,big mac,hot cake,waffle and banana chocolate
Yeah, yeah!
No, it's a... Well... Well, it is a joint,
'cause I already looked. Give me that.
Well, we can agree on that.
a lot of gas pains. Extreme flatulence.
I change my mind. Forget all that stuff I said.
Please stop taking it immediately
It had to be Honey Nut. It tastes like Honey Nut.
please have a loved one call your doctor.
I guess I just wasn't in that much of a rush.
the rest of this month for me. Look. Mumia. He's free.
He was a healer. And he gave me
It's not fair. Now I have to go back
It's good for sitting on the couch all day
What are you talking about? That's why I voted for Obama.
Oh, no!
This is your house. This is your stuff.