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Somebody throwing Christmas tree at the neighbor's house Big cock on face. Bee caca
Robert, I want you to plead guilty.
to release his creative juices,
to all of Granddad's pills,
Besides, man, ain't nobody fucked with this,
also diarrhea accompanied
I mean, uh, a certain kind of high?
I'm eating this bowl of Cheerios because,
I'm also pretty sure, but, hey,
Now, you say here you've had some irritable bowels recently?
Oh. My chest hurts. It's a heart attack.
No, no, no, it's just a first offense.
I'm a sick old man, I can't move as fast
They taking the champagne, and the citrus buds,
it didn't make me cool. It didn't do anything,
Really? Hell, yeah.
I'm pretty sure he did.
I take it back. Do over.
Damn…. Maria, Stop Snitching
and the First Mature, and the Early Misty,
Of course, what is it, Grandson?
uh, oh, gee, Scarlett Johansson.
What is he doing over there?
Granddad, stop snitching. Ha-ha.
I'm just fucking with you, old nigga.
Says here you haven't seen a doctor in, wow, 57 years?
I'm gonna whup your ass! Oh, no, I don't think so.
I've learned my lesson.
It's the cops.
Reefer the same thing as weed.
Nope, no. Sorry about that, man.
Or you can keep smoking and go to jail,
Recently I started smoking pot.