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let us see what I can do to convince you.

Well, I am Greendale's unofficial town historian, I suppose.

- Exactly! Exactly, it is both. - Yes.

Now remember, I don't want to kill Principal Hawthorne,

Oh, that's terrible. You missed the best...

you'll have a recognized, legitimate sisterhood backing you up.

So I can set up a club at school before my baptism.

Spellman Sisters Mortuary, how may I assist you?

the most buffoonish, the most misogynist of all.

I have, as a matter of fact.

Not that it's anyone's business, but no.

You're not from around here, are you?

Where would that be?

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In that case, you need to get your hands on a malum malus.

What have you told your mortal friends?

Boo! Monsters Inc

- Harvey, back me up. - I've tried, Roz, multiple times, but...

Everyone knows about the witch hunt in Salem,

One of the best.

I'll get through it.

You are a Daughter of the Church of Night.

Our Dark Lord wouldn't like that, would he?

Assistant Principal Glover tells me she's ratified your organization

Yet another reason Sabrina needs to join the Church of the Night.

I brewed you some tea.

It's all right to... to be a little nervous.

Plus, I teach at the local high school, Baxter High.

Right. Well, we'll only mildly traumatize him, then.

That you're being transferred to some posh boarding school in Connecticut?

What are you doing?

The school needs a club like this.

To catch fat flies and make them into pies.

This is actually milk and eggs and rosemary and agrimony,

the witch world of her family, and the human world of her friends.

So she's protected.

Anyway, I was wondering if we could maybe, possibly postpone my baptism a little bit.

Me, every f***ing Christmas

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- And you, you would deny him that? - It's my name, Aunt Zelda.

I didn't know you were a fan of horror movies.

Susie won't tell me their names, but can you ask around? I'll do the same.

We couldn't have children, so we had to adopt Connor.

He'll protect me, I'll protect him.