If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]

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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
TV-14ComedyRomance

As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.

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13 Oct 2003
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Andy Ackerman
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#1
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.666
Now he's just screwing with me.
Now he's just screwing with me.
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#2
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 17.314
And, on a related subject, the peanut-butter stains
And, on a related subject, the peanut-butter stains
He stood me up.He stood me up.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 16.429
He stood me up.
He stood me up.
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#4
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 15.339
Want a glass of peanut butter?
Want a glass of peanut butter?
I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered reindeer?I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered reindeer?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 14.916
I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered reindeer?
I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered reindeer?
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#6
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 13.902
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.
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#7
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 13.888
require.
require.
Gee, I'd have to say, finding out you live just two doors down.Gee, I'd have to say, finding out you live just two doors down.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 13.375
Gee, I'd have to say, finding out you live just two doors down.
Gee, I'd have to say, finding out you live just two doors down.
- Can't we talk about this? - Sorry. I do single men only.- Can't we talk about this? - Sorry. I do single men only.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 13.228
- Can't we talk about this? - Sorry. I do single men only.
- Can't we talk about this? - Sorry. I do single men only.
I don't know. You might try looking by the front door.I don't know. You might try looking by the front door.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.960
I don't know. You might try looking by the front door.
I don't know. You might try looking by the front door.
Don't push me.Don't push me.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.869
Don't push me.
Don't push me.
- Great. - So, where does she live?- Great. - So, where does she live?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.849
- Great. - So, where does she live?
- Great. - So, where does she live?
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#13
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.574
What are you doing sneaking up on me like that?
What are you doing sneaking up on me like that?
Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it?Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.529
Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it?
Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it?
Okay. What's her last name?Okay. What's her last name?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.413
Okay. What's her last name?
Okay. What's her last name?
He's not off to a very good start.He's not off to a very good start.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.390
He's not off to a very good start.
He's not off to a very good start.
Yeah, Charlie said your coffee tastes Christmassy.Yeah, Charlie said your coffee tastes Christmassy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.109
Yeah, Charlie said your coffee tastes Christmassy.
Yeah, Charlie said your coffee tastes Christmassy.
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#18
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 12.041
Then ask him out.
Then ask him out.
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#19
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.912
on Jake's shirts really require an enzyme presoak.
on Jake's shirts really require an enzyme presoak.
What? After we spent all day getting ready?What? After we spent all day getting ready?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.889
What? After we spent all day getting ready?
What? After we spent all day getting ready?
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#21
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.827
Are you saying we should see other people?
Are you saying we should see other people?
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#22
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.816
You said it was just going to be the two of us.
You said it was just going to be the two of us.
Okay, so before you got up, Berta started the coffee and got you your paper?Okay, so before you got up, Berta started the coffee and got you your paper?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.749
Okay, so before you got up, Berta started the coffee and got you your paper?
Okay, so before you got up, Berta started the coffee and got you your paper?
- Cinnamon. - I said cinnamon.- Cinnamon. - I said cinnamon.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.700
- Cinnamon. - I said cinnamon.
- Cinnamon. - I said cinnamon.
Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.590
Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.
Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.
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