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Thank you.
on Jake's shirts really require an enzyme presoak.
I can't do this on someone else.
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
My marriage is collapsing, my business is slow.
- I can do that. - She did my laundry.
- Can't we talk about this? - Sorry. I do single men only.
Kid, I'm a piano player. What do you think?
I came to apologize.
- and the cleaning and all the other stuff? - Ask the Scrubbing Bubble there.
- Great. - So, where does she live?
there's nothing wrong with asking a guy for a blood test,
Jake, you've been in there for a while. How's it going?
What are you talking about? Now you got a unicycle.
Don't push me.
I'm trying desperately to reconcile with my wife,
You know what? You are a child. You're a big, high-maintenance child.
These clothes look stupid.
What did I say?