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- Charlie? - You look great, Rose.
My little boy is being dragged back and forth
Here you go, buddy. Drink your vodka.
- Really? - Yeah, sure, why not?
I'm just going to get drunk and stay out of his way.
- Good morning. - You lied to me, Charlie.
I asked Andy out, and he said yes.
What? No. Sure you can.
All right, so you won't come back.
Alan, this goes beyond coffee.
- What the hell happened to you? - You know what else is complicated?
My alcoholic husband ran off with my daughter's parole officer,
and bring some dog treats, in case the rottweilers are out.
Hi, Alan, it's Rose. I got in. How'd you do?
Will you at least tell me how you made the damn coffee Christmassy?
Are you crying?
Of course you do. You're a maid, and I'm an ass.
I don't know.
- I'm a housekeeper. - Of course.
And I can see you, too.