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Oh, really? THEN WHY IS SHE NOT BREATHING THEN, RUNT?! 'Cause I'm teaching her how to hold her breath.
...I don't know how we'll be able to afford this.
Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
Acid Storm Again.
Oh, really? THEN WHY IS HE NOT BREATHING THEN, CHEVY?! 'Cause I'm teaching him how to hold his breath.
Oh, we promise we won't tell...
Come bowl now. Get your bowling.
...then surely, bowling...
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me, and I am thankful.
No!
Seb is gonna make it after all
It was a tumultuous time for our nation.
- Why? - When it happens, you'll know.
...I'm finally completely out of debt.
- Homer, you had a head. - Check.
Well, I'll be in the tub.
...not that fancy quilted kind.
...and at just the right time.
Fuck Off
I was in heaven. If horseracing is the sport of kings...
Oh, really? THEN WHY HE IS NOT BREATHING THEN, CHEVY! Cause I'm teaching him how to hold his breath!