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- Okay, TV off. It's family time. - But, Marge...
Sure, we will, Mr. Homer. Sure, we will.
You're a pin monkey?
And that is that.
- I quit, and I came to get my job back. - Through there.
If that is ok, please give me absolutely no sign
There will be exactly enough money for you, me, Bart and Lisa...
Sure you will, Cheddy, sure you will
Here's a cute one. He's all tuckered out.
Actually, your mother hadn't told me yet.
Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Who's ready? Bowling.
Seb is gonna make it after all
My wife? Where? Where?
This is all getting very abstract but thank you... I do hate fascism!
Mut, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
It looks like we have two.
...your mother was pregnant.
And since I quit, I can do anything I want.
Steve. I mean, Al, I think I deserve a raise.
...an unwanted pregnancy?
I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one.
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO TWO--
Am I to take it that this is...
Faster, Knightboat. Gotta catch those starfish poachers.
I've come up with a perfectly balanced budget.
That new baby in your mother's womb was a ticking time bomb...
Oh, just that one time.
Another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
- I feel happy now. Hey. - Boy, this is fun.
Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy.
It's wonderful. It's magical. Oh, boy.
I hope things stay exactly like this forever.
Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.
This was the happiest time of my life.