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Goodbye, mind-numbing, backbreaking labor forever.
I don't know if it's such a good idea.
Quitting my dream job was the hardest thing I've ever done.
I'm really gonna miss you. Place has never been cleaner.
- Thanks for giving me my old job back. - I'm afraid it's not that simple.
One more push should do it.
As punishment for your desertion...
TWO! TWO-- Hey.
...but I'm not in it for the money.
Baby shower? You know I haven't told Homer yet.
- Homer. - It was Bart.
Yes! With my bills paid off, I can finally quit this lousy job.
I've got sand in my underpants.
...threatening to blow this family eight ways from Sunday.
If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign.
Marvelous.
Your paychecks, gentlemen.
Yes? Are you a new applicant?
- Hey, Homer. - Hi there, Homer.
Oh, please.
- What?! - Of course, that was just a test.
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO--
...showering Marge with gifts.