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Okay.
You know how I said I'd never been married before?
I'm, uh, Sarah, Sarah Pfefferman.
Why wouldn't you tell me about a thing like that?
Right?
and... and creating this sort of...
I'll be right back.
- What, you? - Yeah, sure.
that she wanted me to find someone else.
- Do you need anything? - No. I'm good.
You bring me that?
Cancer.
Don't be sorry.
and she was so concerned about how she looked,
What, your nitrous trip?
Shuckin' and jivin'?
- Yeah, I scared her away... - Really?
to find someone to treat her like shit for free.
Pony is the only lady pro dom I know that works with chicks.
floating paradise of adventure.
Oh, my God.
I was joking around.
Please do this. I will sign a waiver.
Yeah, or tomorrow.
Well, we have a couple of things going on in your heart
Uh, I w... I mean, well...
I fucked everything up. I can't do anything right.
Oh, come on. To criticize you is to love you.
roll this all together into a thesis.
- It's really pretty. - That's so cool.
It's, like, not a problem, you know.
Oh, it's so nice. There's so much sky
- and I wanna have some fun. - Okay.