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Pony is the only lady pro dom I know that works with chicks.
It's, like, not a problem, you know.
I'm, uh, Sarah, Sarah Pfefferman.
- Yeah, I scared her away... - Really?
Right?
- It's really pretty. - That's so cool.
Oh, come on. To criticize you is to love you.
What, your nitrous trip?
Please do this. I will sign a waiver.
I was joking around.
Uh, I w... I mean, well...
roll this all together into a thesis.
I fucked everything up. I can't do anything right.
Yeah, or tomorrow.
- and I wanna have some fun. - Okay.
I'll be right back.
You know how I said I'd never been married before?
and she was so concerned about how she looked,
and... and creating this sort of...
Shuckin' and jivin'?
Why wouldn't you tell me about a thing like that?
- What, you? - Yeah, sure.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's so nice. There's so much sky
that she wanted me to find someone else.
Okay.
You bring me that?
floating paradise of adventure.
Cancer.
to find someone to treat her like shit for free.
- Do you need anything? - No. I'm good.
Don't be sorry.
Well, we have a couple of things going on in your heart