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so when I shake my Boggle, it just looks so cute.
-DeLiloh? Huh?
everything changed.
You wanna watch somebody play a video game that you don't even own?
But I've learned heaps about the spectrum of sexuality.
-Huh. -Remember how big her car was?
Wash your dicks and get ready for school!
or a possum with a burglar mask on?
-Ugh, that show about the gay magician? -He's not gay! He's bi. I think.
Oh, boy! I just basted you so hard in my own juices.
Jesus, we're fucked, Garfield.
Do you wanna telephone your father?
Huh? Okay, I'll start.
Well, because I'm on a journey of self-discovery, you fuckin' turkey.
♪ Of sexuality ♪
Lemme see, lemme see! I wanna be a part of this!
Yeah, I guess I am the ultimate fuck machine.
It was moms-versus-daughters week.
Look at him laughing at Chipotle.
Hey, can I confess something?
Me, too, man. Me, too.
I hate to admit it, but it's good to be back online.
-Do you wanna just stay up all night? -Okay.
Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy
♪ While polysexuals don't fuck all Just two or three ♪
-You can't take our phones. -Thank you!
I know, I know, but they started talking to me.
Hey, Lisa, settle a bet I made with myself.
Aaah!
Come on, that's bullshit!
Let me tell you all about it, in the sexiest place in Canada.
and talk to me like that.
Why would you do that?
I need to know!
I mean, I don't love phones,
I can bring the napkin rings I made at Jewish camp.
One for you.
Honestly, I don't mind it.
Who is the tallest woman you've ever met?
-Yeah. -I guess it's Ray Donovan money.
It's like when I lost on Judge Joe Brown.
-I don't believe it. -Oh, yeah? Try me.
You say, "Hello. How was your day?"
I was-- I was trying to be sexy.
'Sup, bitch? Oh, you're not Leah!
-You want me to date a raccoon? -Oh. I thought they were tiny bears.