HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Ugh, that show about the gay magician? -He's not gay! He's bi. I think.
-DeLiloh? Huh?
You say, "Hello. How was your day?"
Jesus, we're fucked, Garfield.
I need to know!
Who is the tallest woman you've ever met?
It's like when I lost on Judge Joe Brown.
so when I shake my Boggle, it just looks so cute.
One for you.
Me, too, man. Me, too.
or a possum with a burglar mask on?
Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy
Do you wanna telephone your father?
But I've learned heaps about the spectrum of sexuality.
Look at him laughing at Chipotle.
-Do you wanna just stay up all night? -Okay.
Well, because I'm on a journey of self-discovery, you fuckin' turkey.
♪ While polysexuals don't fuck all Just two or three ♪
I hate to admit it, but it's good to be back online.
-Huh. -Remember how big her car was?
It was moms-versus-daughters week.
I can bring the napkin rings I made at Jewish camp.
Huh? Okay, I'll start.
and talk to me like that.
You wanna watch somebody play a video game that you don't even own?
I know, I know, but they started talking to me.
Come on, that's bullshit!
'Sup, bitch? Oh, you're not Leah!
Why would you do that?
Hey, can I confess something?
Oh, boy! I just basted you so hard in my own juices.
I was-- I was trying to be sexy.
Let me tell you all about it, in the sexiest place in Canada.
-You want me to date a raccoon? -Oh. I thought they were tiny bears.
-You can't take our phones. -Thank you!
♪ Of sexuality ♪
Honestly, I don't mind it.
Hey, Lisa, settle a bet I made with myself.
Aaah!
-I don't believe it. -Oh, yeah? Try me.
everything changed.
-Yeah. -I guess it's Ray Donovan money.
Yeah, I guess I am the ultimate fuck machine.
Lemme see, lemme see! I wanna be a part of this!
I mean, I don't love phones,
Wash your dicks and get ready for school!