Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was, like, dying without you.
Well, thanks, darlin'.
Wow! That was good.
I only have one episode left, and I need to see if Gordie's tryst
of John Stamos jackin' off in a bowl of guac.
-Gross. No. -Well, the Earth is boiling!
I understand we have nanny cam footage
Yes, of course.
Unless you wanna just toss me down the hall?
Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!
No! No, I-- You know what? Let's start over.
Shane was always on his phone!
You got it, buddy.
How about this one? "If you knew a child was disabled in the womb,
Guys! Come on!
Justin Trudeau's underpants?
Hey, do you wanna know what time it is in Sacramento?
She's a Jew-- Uh, she's Jewish.
Thank you, Ted Sarandos.
-Yeah, you like to watch, don't you? -Yeah, I do.
-Oh, shit! He's frozen again. -No, I just wasn't moving.
Hey, what are you guys up to now?
Uh, maybe don't move around so much?
I don't have to answer awkward questions,
-Oh, shit! I'm just gonna text Jessi. -Why are you gonna text Jessi?
-You think so? -Absolutely.
Huh! I guess I did learn something
Anyway, Missy, I like your unplugging idea a lot.
It's not even film, it's just digital, zeroes and ones.
Like in a magic trick, for example.
Staff Sergeant Edward MacDell.
That new update gave me battery cancer.
Yeah, I'm never gonna tell the truth.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! He's FaceTiming me?
♪ Then a demisexual is what you'd be ♪
-What do you wanna think about? -Uh... Oh, gosh.
Oh, baby, what else did I miss?
♪ Hm. A classic closeted bisexual And a philandering cisgen male ♪
-Like, with a knife? -I'm telling you, it's oddly satisfying.
We have to go.