Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-There's a big world out there. -That's right.

♪ There's a name for anything You care to be, don't you see? ♪

Come on! You wanna go balls-deep in his feed.

I know, I-- I may have seen it.

-Matthew, that was, um-- -Atrocious.

You'd say, "Hello, how was your day?

Wait, hold on one second. I'm sorry, but you're throwing a party with my dad?

straight cis male moose masseuse.

presented by Andrew Glouberman and Dr. Elliot Birch?"

Most people thought I was gay, but I'm actually bisexual.

-And I shall take that one on the chin. -What chin?

Who put on a diaper and drove across country?

Serena: It's phone check time! (Fruitily skips over to shane's phone) Time to see what this boy-GAK! (Cut to a NSFW image of Brian Griffin) Serena: I'M GONNA KILL THAT BOY WHEN I SEE HIM, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!!

Here, please, take it off my phone.

I mean, I don't want it to seem forced, but could you?

-End of an era. -Guess what, kids?

Oh, you're always pitching that!

♪ Darlin', so we could be alone now ♪

-What? -Your phones! Give us your phones, people.

Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!

She's right, it's so hot.

Huh! Was that turkey a boy or a girl?

but was there a time before cell phones?

Should we livestream another angry rant?

Dang it, Gordie! You're quitting your job to be a magician?

I was eating very cold French fries

-Okay, who's ready for appetizers? -Coach Steve, what are you doing here?

You're going night windsurfing with Morris Chestnut?

-What? Yes, I did. -No...

I haven't heard from him in 12 hours.

Good for you, kid. Maybe you should tell your friends?

my name is Gordie, and my journey has just begun.

Can we leave a knife prominently in the background? Like, just for fun?

-New Phone Day! -New Phone Day!

Now, Miss Skumpy,

Did you steal me?

But you wouldn't know that, 'cause you're always on your phone.

But then, in a Calgary minute,

I know, but maybe it'll be good for us to have a little separation?

There were no status updates or apps,

Oh, hi, Dr. Birch. I'm sorry to tell you this, sir,

-Okay, fine. -Really?

I'm gonna save it in my apron pocket, and you can blow it away later.