Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Darlin', so we could be alone now ♪

-There's a big world out there. -That's right.

There were no status updates or apps,

I mean, I don't want it to seem forced, but could you?

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Oh, you're always pitching that!

-Okay, who's ready for appetizers? -Coach Steve, what are you doing here?

Serena: It's phone check time! (Fruitily skips over to shane's phone) Time to see what this boy-GAK! (Cut to a NSFW image of Brian Griffin) Serena: I'M GONNA KILL THAT BOY WHEN I SEE HIM, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!!

Hello, tree! Hello, man always leaning against that red Mazda!

Huh! Was that turkey a boy or a girl?

Oh, hi, Dr. Birch. I'm sorry to tell you this, sir,

Should we livestream another angry rant?

but was there a time before cell phones?

-And I shall take that one on the chin. -What chin?

-End of an era. -Guess what, kids?

I haven't heard from him in 12 hours.

I know, I-- I may have seen it.

-What? Yes, I did. -No...

-Matthew, that was, um-- -Atrocious.

You're going night windsurfing with Morris Chestnut?

You'd say, "Hello, how was your day?

Here, please, take it off my phone.

Good for you, kid. Maybe you should tell your friends?

She's right, it's so hot.

Come on! You wanna go balls-deep in his feed.

Wait, hold on one second. I'm sorry, but you're throwing a party with my dad?

But then, in a Calgary minute,

-What? -Your phones! Give us your phones, people.

♪ There's a name for anything You care to be, don't you see? ♪

I was eating very cold French fries

But you wouldn't know that, 'cause you're always on your phone.

Dang it, Gordie! You're quitting your job to be a magician?

Most people thought I was gay, but I'm actually bisexual.

I know, but maybe it'll be good for us to have a little separation?

Can we leave a knife prominently in the background? Like, just for fun?

-New Phone Day! -New Phone Day!

presented by Andrew Glouberman and Dr. Elliot Birch?"

I'm gonna save it in my apron pocket, and you can blow it away later.

Did you steal me?

my name is Gordie, and my journey has just begun.

Who put on a diaper and drove across country?

Now, Miss Skumpy,

-Okay, fine. -Really?