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I'm-- I'm a child, so...
♪ And also ladies you'll be stickin' ♪
Uh, clink, clink. Uh, eyes up here, everyone.
♪ To hang our boner's hat ♪
It's about time to make my true sexual identity appear.
I find the defendant, Lola Skumpy,
Aiden's moved on.
I recently unplugged. I find it very freeing.
I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts!
Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy
But it's still true!
Oh. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
♪ On the spectrum of sexuality ♪
♪ The modern world's a sexual cornucopia ♪
Well, that's what I was trying to do, but...
You weren't even paying attention, 'cause you're so glued to your devices.
-Doy.
-We should check it out after school. -Okay. I can see if Andrew wants to go.
That's like an Amber Alert.
Ooh, I found it! I found Lola on Judge Joe Brown!
-Yes, I do. -When really, it's bringing us together.
Oh, Andrew, it was glorious.
He likes you. He wants to see you naked and beef your timeline.
-That's why there's no female astronauts. -What about that one who put on--
Ooh. What about that tall woman from the YMCA?
Well, how hard could it be?
♪ Why don't you Put that fuckin' phone down? ♪
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize there was another dinner party up here.
Don't you follow Al Gore on Twitter?
Huh. "Because you watched Penn and Teller: Live and Nude in British Columbia,
Oh, yeah? Well, I'd love to take a picture of it. I'm a photographer.
-Yeah. -Okay.