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-Doy.
I'm-- I'm a child, so...
♪ And also ladies you'll be stickin' ♪
It's about time to make my true sexual identity appear.
Uh, clink, clink. Uh, eyes up here, everyone.
Aiden's moved on.
Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy Poppy
That's like an Amber Alert.
I recently unplugged. I find it very freeing.
He likes you. He wants to see you naked and beef your timeline.
♪ Why don't you Put that fuckin' phone down? ♪
Don't you follow Al Gore on Twitter?
-That's why there's no female astronauts. -What about that one who put on--
Well, how hard could it be?
I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts!
You weren't even paying attention, 'cause you're so glued to your devices.
Well, that's what I was trying to do, but...
-Yes, I do. -When really, it's bringing us together.
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize there was another dinner party up here.
Oh. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
Ooh, I found it! I found Lola on Judge Joe Brown!
Ooh. What about that tall woman from the YMCA?
But it's still true!
I find the defendant, Lola Skumpy,
♪ The modern world's a sexual cornucopia ♪
♪ To hang our boner's hat ♪
-Yeah. -Okay.
Huh. "Because you watched Penn and Teller: Live and Nude in British Columbia,
♪ On the spectrum of sexuality ♪
Oh, Andrew, it was glorious.
-We should check it out after school. -Okay. I can see if Andrew wants to go.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'd love to take a picture of it. I'm a photographer.