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-Yeah.
-Oh, no. The screen's on. -The green thing's blinking.
Whoa! What's wrong, kid?
Come on in!
Well, except for the mommy and the daddy.
-Who are you talking to? -Uh, no one. Myself.
Look at yourself. You're beautiful, but also a junkie.
Let's just go there. Come on!
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah, I fuckin' do.
I dunno, I think my moment's passed.
We'd all get together at dinner parties, and eat sun-dried tomatoes,
♪ Ta-da! ♪
I know it doesn't come off well, but what can I do?
Helloooo. How was your day?
So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody?
Are you a tiny bear
I don't know, it's very complicated! And everything's in kilometers!
Ooo
♪ No longer simply straight or gay ♪
We haven't had an actual conversation since the pharmacy.
We have a fun, throwback sort of "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
-Oh, Edward.
Jessi, I need your help with the Aiden situation.
Oh, oh! He sent me another snap.
You sound loony!
I'll watch anything with you.
Like, start sending him all your texts, like it's on purpose.
I've got big news.
Oh, honey, we gotta find someone for you.
Uh, on purpose sounds great.
would you abort it or see the pregnancy through?"
No! John Stamos' balls.
and tell that bum to move his Mazda!
♪ That it can't wait until the mornin'? ♪