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Oh, honey, we gotta find someone for you.
-Who are you talking to? -Uh, no one. Myself.
No! John Stamos' balls.
I don't know, it's very complicated! And everything's in kilometers!
I'll watch anything with you.
♪ No longer simply straight or gay ♪
Ooo
I dunno, I think my moment's passed.
would you abort it or see the pregnancy through?"
♪ Ta-da! ♪
I've got big news.
Well, except for the mommy and the daddy.
We have a fun, throwback sort of "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Like, start sending him all your texts, like it's on purpose.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah, I fuckin' do.
-Oh, no. The screen's on. -The green thing's blinking.
You sound loony!
Uh, on purpose sounds great.
So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody?
Come on in!
Helloooo. How was your day?
Let's just go there. Come on!
Are you a tiny bear
Oh, oh! He sent me another snap.
♪ That it can't wait until the mornin'? ♪
We haven't had an actual conversation since the pharmacy.
Jessi, I need your help with the Aiden situation.
and tell that bum to move his Mazda!
I know it doesn't come off well, but what can I do?
We'd all get together at dinner parties, and eat sun-dried tomatoes,
-Yeah.
Whoa! What's wrong, kid?
-Oh, Edward.
Look at yourself. You're beautiful, but also a junkie.