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- I'd prefer it.
- Were you in an accident? - No.
they got out front?
there's not a good horse left on earth.
Don't start running around the kitchen
[yells]
- She did this.
From where I sit, this guy got high and blew himself up.
Start feeding.
Interlock your fingers behind your head.
- I've had my share of gummy bears, Dad.
What's wrong, buddy?
hurt me in anyway?
[vehicle approaches, stops]
[whimpering]
♪ ♪
- There's no republican running.
That's for me.
- That's not how you tell them, son.
- Yeah.
[buzzing]
- I need to ask you something first.
- The fuck do you want?
- Don't bet on that.
- ♪ Nature, nurture, heaven, and home ♪
'Cause I just don't care.
- Step out of the car. Step out of the car.
- [chuckles]
- You're the one that missed. - Y'all rope like shit.
♪ ♪
[all playfully shouting]
you get the honor.
♪ ♪
It's the body cell so deformed, they turn on the body itself.
[chickens clucking]
- This feels like something I'll be discussing
I figured it'll take about 14 billion to buy it all.
That's why it's gotta be you.
And then I'm gonna pull down every fence
If they had...
What am I?
- You know, sometimes I think
I need you to watch your step as you get out.
You gotta quit grabbing tigers by the tail.
♪ ♪
- You know, Mike is not running for re-election.
You hear me?
- [grunting]
and head of the republican party
- Meet me back here.