Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood.

calling the father of our country

James, that's the trouble in the projects today.

♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪

♪ Making a wave when you can ♪

I got suspended.

but you'd get an "F" in survival.

But you wouldn't have gone to the black book

That's a nice painting, JJ, real nice.

give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks.

You get good grades in school,

without bothering you.

Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...

Whoops, well, here's your earthquake now, honey.

Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,

if you hadn't found something wrong

just like that, and it'll hang in a museum.

Michael, come back here!

Mama, some day, I'm going to sit on the Supreme Court.

Just groan and moan

that we start snapping at each other

"This hurts me as much as it hurts you."

What are you doing home from school so early?

about getting him unsuspended?

and you've got exactly 10 minutes

How come everybody's in such a big hurry

and you called him a racist?

for wanting to give you a whipping.

I knew when I was born black, life wasn't going to be easy.

Come on, Michael.

Personally, it never worked for me.

and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers.

and make like the world was coming to an end.

some of the finer points

What kind of kiss is that

That's how come I didn't tell you about Michael.

and not enough good teachers to go around.

You should see the way she runs her class.

and I don't want Michael getting out of line,

and see that he stays in there

If you had to insult somebody,