Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you had to insult somebody,

give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks.

James, that's the trouble in the projects today.

and not enough good teachers to go around.

that we start snapping at each other

Whoops, well, here's your earthquake now, honey.

Mama, some day, I'm going to sit on the Supreme Court.

I got suspended.

"This hurts me as much as it hurts you."

without bothering you.

she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood.

and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers.

That's a nice painting, JJ, real nice.

Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,

♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪

Michael, come back here!

for wanting to give you a whipping.

What kind of kiss is that

calling the father of our country

and you called him a racist?

You should see the way she runs her class.

What are you doing home from school so early?

and see that he stays in there

Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...

You get good grades in school,

just like that, and it'll hang in a museum.

♪ Making a wave when you can ♪

and make like the world was coming to an end.

about getting him unsuspended?

That's how come I didn't tell you about Michael.

But you wouldn't have gone to the black book

Personally, it never worked for me.

I knew when I was born black, life wasn't going to be easy.

if you hadn't found something wrong

Just groan and moan

some of the finer points

and you've got exactly 10 minutes

How come everybody's in such a big hurry

Come on, Michael.

but you'd get an "F" in survival.

and I don't want Michael getting out of line,