Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Personally, it never worked for me.

That's a nice painting, JJ, real nice.

James, that's the trouble in the projects today.

Come on, Michael.

♪ Making a wave when you can ♪

about getting him unsuspended?

some of the finer points

and see that he stays in there

give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks.

But you wouldn't have gone to the black book

What kind of kiss is that

and you've got exactly 10 minutes

and I don't want Michael getting out of line,

and you called him a racist?

without bothering you.

just like that, and it'll hang in a museum.

What are you doing home from school so early?

for wanting to give you a whipping.

Whoops, well, here's your earthquake now, honey.

calling the father of our country

I got suspended.

Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...

I knew when I was born black, life wasn't going to be easy.

You get good grades in school,

Michael, come back here!

and make like the world was coming to an end.

Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,

That's how come I didn't tell you about Michael.

"This hurts me as much as it hurts you."

Mama, some day, I'm going to sit on the Supreme Court.

that we start snapping at each other

If you had to insult somebody,

♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪

but you'd get an "F" in survival.

she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood.

and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers.

How come everybody's in such a big hurry

Just groan and moan

and not enough good teachers to go around.

if you hadn't found something wrong

You should see the way she runs her class.