Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and not enough good teachers to go around.

"This hurts me as much as it hurts you."

I got suspended.

How come everybody's in such a big hurry

♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪

just like that, and it'll hang in a museum.

James, that's the trouble in the projects today.

I knew when I was born black, life wasn't going to be easy.

Whoops, well, here's your earthquake now, honey.

What kind of kiss is that

That's a nice painting, JJ, real nice.

for wanting to give you a whipping.

give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks.

Mama, some day, I'm going to sit on the Supreme Court.

You should see the way she runs her class.

and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers.

Personally, it never worked for me.

But you wouldn't have gone to the black book

You get good grades in school,

some of the finer points

but you'd get an "F" in survival.

and I don't want Michael getting out of line,

and make like the world was coming to an end.

about getting him unsuspended?

What are you doing home from school so early?

If you had to insult somebody,

if you hadn't found something wrong

That's how come I didn't tell you about Michael.

Come on, Michael.

and you called him a racist?

♪ Making a wave when you can ♪

without bothering you.

and you've got exactly 10 minutes

and see that he stays in there

Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,

Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...

that we start snapping at each other

calling the father of our country

Michael, come back here!

Just groan and moan

she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood.