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The candy canes exploded!
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't see it.
No more questions. No more questions.
♪ all over the world tonight ♪
Maybe it's a-- aah! No, we're awake!
then dasher and ViXen. Look. There's the Brooklyn bridge.
I like puce
♪ mine and yours Santa claus ♪
♪ every girl and boy ♪
You're doing fine. Thanks, daddy.
Too fast? Welcome to the 20th century!
Well, you better do more than that, sir.
Uh, what we want-- what we want...
For me.
Yeah.
stink-face creep who made the kids hate the best guy ever!
Come on! That's it, boys!
Happy Christmas, Uncle claus!
In a certain time, in a certain land,
He's always been the fidgety type. Yeah. Well,
Could be hazardous to your health.
It's them! Here they come!
- He did. He did! - Oh, my!
The thing--
why don't you get an assistant, hmm?
Joe! I'm Joe! Nice to meet you, Joe.
Well...
but others of us are more free-spirited.
Well, the patch-work present comes from me.
Claus, come back. I can't see you.
Joe's been taken prisoner by a very bad man.
♪ it's Christmas ♪
No comment!
Oh, wow!
Come back!
It's easy. Here! Take the reins.
- All right. - Coming?
Now, sir, I'm asking you if this toy here was manufactured by your company,
Oh, come on, donner.
Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! Go, go, go!
Ice and polar bears--
this, uh, something special--
- What about, um-- - Brown!
Hi, corny. Nice to meet you, patch.
- You're spreading yourself too thin. - Who would want the job?
In my line, television works best.
But we're all friends here.
Who's not bursting with joy and happiness.
Cash, man! Small, unmarked bills.
It's comet and cupid. What about them?
Um, senator, I'm even more astonished...
So we started manufacturing the candy canes. Uh-huh.
Season's greetings! Season's greetings!
Well... candy canes?
- Sorry? - That's what Santa's wife is always saying.
It's time to change the rules.
Some damn kid in my basement, you waltzing into the house in the middle of the night--
Stop giving me all these short sentences and making me go "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh"..
For a long, long time.
and, I believe, this toy is advertised as being suitable for three-year-olds.
that's donner and blitzen.
Don't you want to try it?
Look how fast they're going.
It, uh... wets.