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♪ you will carry joy with you ♪
Well, what did you have in mind, elf?
Then it's cool, then? Yeah.
Commies! And our cash flow is flowing the wrong way.
A sequel. That's it.
And suddenly, the ice mountains cracked open...
Do something! The super-dooper looper. It's the only way.
Uh, you'll see.
Well, it's elf-explanatory. I mean, it would make them fly.
- Well, all of them. - Which countries?
You better withdraw every b.Z. Toy on the market,
Vanish... like this.
Well, senator, I've always known that cigarette smoking...
maybe I'm just an old fool.
Open up! Police!
He said I was his only friend left, you dumb punk!
American history sitting around half-done--
What's going on?
The people don't seem to care...
But on certain nights, when the stars of the sky shined like jewels,
But I-- I was just-- I just wanted him to see what a good assistant I could be.
Mm-hmm.
- Isn't it beautiful? - Yes, lovely.
Southeast crosswind, point right. Northwest--
Go, go!
- Were we, boys? - - No. No.
But-but-but why me? Because I want to help you.
Wow! I don't believe it!
This is not a laughing matter, sir. This is a tragedy!
Mm-hmm.
Fine. Puce, then. As long as it tastes good. But are you gonna--
Okay.
It's familiar writing.
Yeah.
what exactly is it?
red just, just isn't my color, you know?
I can't find it, Anya. I can't find the road.
Come on, boys. Come on!
"when all through the house,
- Come on, donner. - You can do it.
Two more degrees north by northwest--
Oh, that's fantastic! How do you turn your face so red so fast?
Come on, boys. That's my good boys.
Mer-ry Christmas! Mer-ry Christmas!
Vout, take charge of the reindeer.
It's them. Vendegum. The little people?
Both together to make 'em go higher.
Whoops. Hi, there.
We have no children. You do now.
Is this the kid who lives here?
Don't give me campaign promises, give me results.
♪ we want to thank you, Santa ♫
It's cheap. Uh-huh.
Mer-ry Christmas.
Like us.
Clear!
Get them ready. Feed them.
Just--
♪ it's Christmas ♪
The world is no place for an elf.
Isn't it elf-explanatory? How's that?
Sure, the first Christmas, it's free.
No, I'm not a fairy. I'm an elf.
I'll deal with him later.
She likes it. She likes it! She does. She does.
And now, everyone,
You haven't made one of those since--
Enough here to take care of all next year's Christmas orders. Santa claus can take a year off.
To do candy canes, and in a week or two, and then I suppose--
I'm gonna do my job... The way I always do.
Why, it's patch!
Come on. I'm entirely elf-taught.