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His first vacation. Won't that be great? Yeah, neat.
Oh, my name's patch. As you can tell,
Mer-ry Christmas! Thank you very much today.
First of all, you stop making all your regular toys.
look at that! Let's go. Not anymore.
Come along, Anya. We must hurry.
Why should I? He never brought me anything.
"He had a broad face, and a little round belly,
Come on, blitzen! Go, guys, go, go!
It's the candy canes. They're dangerous. What about 'em?
Keep you up half the night with his snorts and whinnies,
Who? The astronauts.
All right. All right. Here, for you. And you. Thank you!
I'm sorry to say he's a relation of mine.
Come on. You can't get past me, sucker. Come on! Come on!
Fly like you've never flown before! Come on!
It better be. How many workers does this... product require?
This is your home now.
Leave him alone! Don't! Can't you see he hates it?
♪ all over the world ♪
If you love him like he loves you, give it all you got!
and all those on this earth everywhere know...
You stay out there, and you'll be dead is what you'll be.
There's nothing to worry about.
Let's go get it! Come on, donner!
Dash it away, donner! Dash it away!
♪ all over the world tonight ♪
on the other hand, this would go a long way...
Ooh. They say it's a big hit.
Ohhh!
Greetings. Who the hell-- miss abruzzi!
just doesn't feel like Christmas anymore.
Hey!
patch. It wouldn't take you long, would it?
Pipes. Yeah.
♪ I learned if I was good ♪
you will be called...
And-- yes. And?
This is it! Come on!
Fine.
God bless you, sir.
we'll call it int2
No, we did that already. That's yesterday's news.
Okay, we know you're up there.
and no traveler ever did,
Now, come on down with your hands held high!
♪ it's Christmas ♪
This special broadcast...
That one.
Is exclusive with b.Z. Toys!
See, I told you I was his best friend.
A clock that wakes you up in the morning. How about that? Ha?
Does it fly?
It's the cookies. The cookies.
Oh, w-w-with all due respect,
All that good p.R.
Excellent.
Come on. Maybe try and eat something. Hmm?
the b.Z. Toy manufacturing corporation.
You can do it, donner! Come on, boy!
If these people are so reckless as to have radiators in their houses--
Your soup's getting cold.
At least somebody down there likes me.
Come on!
What about the fact that the senate subcommittee on toy safety...
- No additives whatsoever. - Who did your outfit?
Comet and cupid, prancer and dancer,
Still, giving this toy away for free-- that, Dr. towser,
Fly! Come on, boys!
But, boys...