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but can I please go to the party tonight?
I wish
I'm already thinkin' what could possibly happen with this.
We wanna talk about them and to them.
there was a genie in here.
and the thing is do not tell me
- Bruce Willis is a ghost. - [bleep] you.
(sighs)
So what, was I [bleep] ugly yesterday?
Let's try this one more time.
(jazz music of Hail to the Chief starts playing)
We are taking it slowly.
but congratulations, ma'am.
Okay, Carter.
Just--oh, maybe this is it.
And a guy named Cat--
It's a church.
but I didn't realize that the party
- Absolutely--yes, sir. - Yes, ma'am.
I didn't say anything about sex!
- Really? - I can handle it.
- Oh, see. - Come on--come on, man.
So what am I gonna look like tomorrow?
I'll grab-- that's not my jacket,
that I just flat-out can't handle it?
I don't want you to steal my soul.
I got these obese mother-[bleep]
It's not gonna ruin the movie.
I'm losing my patience.
- A monster? - No--what? No.
I know what this amendment will bring,
(groans)
What am I supposed to do,
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