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It's a church.
We wanna talk about them and to them.
I wish
(groans)
So what am I gonna look like tomorrow?
I'm already thinkin' what could possibly happen with this.
And a guy named Cat--
(jazz music of Hail to the Chief starts playing)
there was a genie in here.
I'm losing my patience.
but I didn't realize that the party
I'll grab-- that's not my jacket,
but can I please go to the party tonight?
- Bruce Willis is a ghost. - [bleep] you.
- Really? - I can handle it.
Just--oh, maybe this is it.
and the thing is do not tell me
I got these obese mother-[bleep]
- Oh, see. - Come on--come on, man.
but congratulations, ma'am.
- Absolutely--yes, sir. - Yes, ma'am.
Okay, Carter.
It's not gonna ruin the movie.
I didn't say anything about sex!
I don't want you to steal my soul.
Let's try this one more time.
- A monster? - No--what? No.
What am I supposed to do,
(sighs)
We are taking it slowly.
that I just flat-out can't handle it?
So what, was I [bleep] ugly yesterday?
I know what this amendment will bring,