Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We bow, right? In unison.

but I don't want any of this lover's lament crap.

- Oh, God. Bad? - Oh, good.

- So it's like "Heardsmen," so it's one of the six senses. - Right.

I mean, truly, truly... good and kissed?

- No. I was headed there right now. - Liar!

Now, you boys have fun.

Like, actually make a record.

and show up on time tomorrow.

Uh-What do you want, somethin' like, uh-

Oh, wait. There's five of us- Faye.

But look. If you get a jump-start on the mornin', all gassed up...

What if they want an encore?

Do you know why?

Paul Pope's primitive primates"?

Would you rather be back on that state fair tour?

just broke his arm.

You record That Thing You Do in Spanish.

I want you to round up your group...

with really good jazz?

My bird-dogging is done.

Hi. Are you Tina?

- Come on. - Hey, it's a riot.

Hey, Dad, we should move the store to Riverside Plaza. Don't you think?

No. I gotta call the hotel.

Lenny, Those Cats Don't Know Squat About Service

Well, son of a gun. We're right on time.

if you hadn't joined the band.

“The ‘Oneeders’!” “That’s the ‘One-ders’.”

the latest rock 'n' roll group

Is it always this smoky?

Yeah, well, the bar was open.

Is that Skitch Patterson?

Yes, Lenny. Hey, Lloyd.

Yeah, I mean, we could, like, sell copies of them right here

So, we're gonna play the eight, jack of diamonds-

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

What about The Dave Clark Five?

You have to go off and pay homage

and you will have to say good-bye to Phil here.

Hello. Wait. Hold on. Just a second.

- To California? - Disneyland?

ICe scarem 3 by spookvs x Hey hey you yes you tell me litte boy

Abby, why don't you talk to Peaches, find out where these monkeys belong.

- I'm not trying to change your song. - Terrible.

Steven Miller be like

Roving hands, but good cock 'n' bull.

Thanks for your hospitality.

Hoo hoo. Subter-

seven nights a week.

They're musicians, actually.

Slow down! Too fast! Slow it down!

Yes. I would like the, uh, turkey club, bacon crisp, please.

Patterson's Appliances.

- Uh, down at Villapiano's. - Yes, I am.

Quiet down! I'm trying to hear it!

I'm sorry I'm bugging you.

- Boss Vic Koss. - Boss Vic Koss.

Hey, man, you have a couple of hundred bucks?

You want to hang around for a while?

All right, you're not leaving.

Boss Vic Koss, the Three Rivers mattress king...

Chad? Who’s Chad?

so be prepared.

JOSH…WHO’S JOSH?

I was gonna get one of these.

If we become number one,

Yeah, we were pretty wild in Erie, Penn.

Look, state fairs are small potatoes.

Don't look so shocked. That's what managers do.

What can I help you with today, gentlemen?

Oh, I never do, 'cause...

Hey, baby. How you doin'?

Hey, uh, Junior. M-Maybe next time, You oughta sing "Jailhouse Rock. '"

Two big shows with The Vicksburgs, Elizabeth Anne...

I'm gonna have to do some stuff.

so I can give you my patented night-night kiss?

Her husband drove by the store

mmmm... forget it

OK. I'll see you out there.

We are all running!

I didn't say anything. I was just as surprised as you.

Oh My Goodness!

Oh, great. Tina made it.

- I still don't like it. - "Heardsmen. "

- Life is long. - I gotta check out.

Just get it on tape. God, it'll be priceless.

You know, you guys are way better than anything.

- Say hi to your dad for me, huh? - You got it.

I told my parents I was going over to my friends'-

I'm cookin' the books as usual, Dad.

- Faye, I just... dinged your bumper. - Oh.

was Theme From Mr. Downtown.

That Thing You Do, you know, it's snappy.

Oh. Must still be at the dentist.

- He said give him a week. - Ten days.

Where's the limo?

- One take. - One take.

- Are you sure? We got some heavy lifting here. - Oh, yeah. I can do it.

Come over here. I wanna talk to you.

That's a- That's a gold dress,

You might have something there

Movie cameras. Jiminy Christmas.

Here you go, kids. On the house.

You know, you could come over and check it out for yourself.

Even my dad was impressed eventually. I mean-

Yeah, he has a girlfriend back in Erie.

I really-Thanks a lot!

There you are. Right here.

Oh, you heard that?

Excuse me, sirs.

George Mikan Jr. What are you, 6 feet 100? Get away from me.

Something snappy