Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle...

Wait, wait, wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I miss that?

- Okay. Thanks. - Mm-hm.

What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out...

...and it turns out that line is a scarf.

Very funny! Ross is gay! Ha, ha.

And I'm also Emma's mother.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick.

× "Like College, Remember? First, You Break The Ice With Some Kind Of A Joke..."

You, touching yourself! Out!

Would you rather drown or be burned alive?

- You've been seeing someone? - Yeah, didn't I mention that?

Holy Mother of God! Oh, my face! My face!

What are you taking...

- ...because of the doody parasites. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.

I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend.

...if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid.

Hey, check out those two blonds over there. Hey, come with me.

- Wow. - I know.

You know, that's funny. Yeah. So do you think you'll ever work again?

Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!

I touched the stuff.

My husband: Is there enough gas in the car? Me:

Wait, you don't have my phone number.