Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation about us.
Uh... So, um...
Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
I've got to stop this.
I think I did something really stupid.
How long have you known her, like an hour?
I have the baby, and I have Ross. I don't know what to do.
And you know...
Would you rather drown or be burned alive?
Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?
Swoop. Swoop.
Would you rather drown or be burned alive ?
It's the most eligible man in New York. How's the moving on going?
Because I folded it up and put it in my pants pocket.
...and she said, "No, no. It's too cold. Nobody will go out there." And I said:
- What the hell am I supposed to do?! - I will help you out...
Wow, it seems serious.
So don't tell me kissing this guy from work is a one-time thing.
Have a seat right here, Mr. Bing, and Sonya will be right with you.
Oh, yeah.
Hello. Hi, my name's Chandler. This is my friend Ross right here.
Wow! She does that a lot.
- Thanks. Wanna see what it looks like? - Yeah.
- How do you know about that? - Because he called here looking for you.
What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out.
...much too literal rendition of "I Touch Myself."
Do you have any idea where you're moving on to?
- I'm sorry, we're just leaving. - Okay.
- I don't know. - Oh, God, you know what? I don't...
- Well, I've got a book around... - "Delta Dawn."