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No time for losers
Sorry.
Tonight, tonight we're gonna Make it happen
We were all alone and he was being really nice...
- Well, call me. - Okay.
- You have got to sing. - No, I told you I can't.
Hey!
Was a good friend of mine
What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out...
Don't be.
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Who's Emma? - I told you about my daughter.
Right. So that's a firm no?
He thought it would be funny.
It was my idea to stand there.
Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
...but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you.
...but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
It is so amazing that I met you on the same day that Eric broke up with me...
I mean, you're obviously desperate.
- ...while you're at bars meeting guys! - I cannot believe you.
I'm gonna take a little break, and when we come back...
...to look through my stuff.
Wow, I must be growing up.