Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One of the best, ma'am. One of the best.

I thought there was nothing going on between you.

All right, you know what? Enough. Enough talking. I have to get moving.

But what's great is, you don't mind talking about it.

What is wrong with us? When people hear about our situation, they ask:

Listen, that was a pretty girlie hour we just spent.

I lied and I'm not sick either! Just stay behind the curtain!

I used to be a rodeo clown.

I'll take care of it.

Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children.

Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out...

Nope. Nope. It's not working on me

You already hit on me an hour ago.

You feel that too? Oh!

Oh, I'm sorry, Gavin.

Hi. I couldn't help but notice, but that's an unusual necklace.

...but he is the father of my child. And, you know...

Oh, he's dusting me with a fossil brush.

For my next song, I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?

Hey, I notice you're reading the paper.

I'm having new headshots taken tomorrow.

Oh, how about the Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited"?

Like college, remember? First, you break the ice with some kind of a joke...

That's not the point, okay? The point is...

ANDREW DOWNES HYPOCRITE

Public bathrooms freak me out. I can't even pee, let alone do anything else.