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So I could use it as a reversing parking sensor.
No, shoo! Shoo in Welsh.
So, James, could you bring the car in? Yes.
- Well, he is. - Yes.
Why'd they make it in a ball shape? What a stupid idea!
Oh, hello.
Well, you would put two women on it.
Are you about to tell me I'm eating...
is a really rather effective parking sensor.
- How much does it weigh? - Quite a lot.
whatever that is - 1.6 litre Golf.
Whoa! Hang on! Hang on!
- Is it? - Yeah.
- It's right under there, mud. - So it's as good as new? -Sort of.
And I'm going to give you, the studio audience, one hour to find him.
and I'm afraid we're all doomed, we're all gonna die.
what I heard was, "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson,
That's cos you're a midget! You don't reach that high up the seat.
And what has any of this got to do with crossing the road?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
the eco-warrior was ramping up the pace.
I don't know what happens when it goes red.
And left again into Field Of Sheep.
because they're wearing satin shorts.
They're just very good sports cars.
- I didn't know that. - So only...
Right, close them, Hammond. This...
and adjust the ride height.
What...?
This is a dis... It's awkward.
Perfectly all right. Redundancy's built into it.
Well, hang on. I mean, it's not entirely...
- Oh, the cars! - Oh, really?
He did do that. Anyway, erm...
with the instructions of what we're doing.
we consulted a map to see where we were going.
Have you used ears for wing mirrors?
because it was just too weak and too floppy,
Now it's gone completely.
Do Hedgehogs Have Paws?
You're not using him to make a door mirror.
produces 120 million tonnes of carbon dioxide every year.
Surely he has to admit defeat?
and is now basically chum on the waters of the harbour,
Hippity hoppity get off my property
But then...
and he's looking good!
- Bats have sonar, don't they? - Yeah.
It's funny, that's the nature of progress.
It's right here in the blurb.
and his woodland animal community,
Oh, no! More news from the Sustainable Motorsport Challenge is that... Ow!
it's now time to hand the M4 over
There is actually a very good reason for that.
- How far away is that? - About 15 feet.
That was a professional review.
and some sheep poo.
- Hammond. - What?
It is. That's why they've come up with these traffic lights in London.
- No. - No?
Can I get out now?
You bloody don't!
One for your tracker, for your keys, one for your little penknife.
BMW
"I've got my keys and must remember to take my tracker."
I need to drill some holes for your eyes.
and I literally have nowhere else to go.