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Everything's planted. I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils.
you get 500 horsepower.
Except, of course, it will be roughly the shape of a car.
I was repairing my damaged front end.
Yes, I'm afraid you do. Could you go that way?
Cor!
Meanwhile, James's car had shed so much weight
at his usual top speed of eight,
...of one of Britain's best-loved comedians, Jimmy Carr.
I don't think Ferrari give it away!
There. Can you see out now?
My mum's car, my dad's car,
- Not safe, though, is it? - Yes. Hazel, very strong.
He is. What are we going to ask him when he gets here?
- What green motorsport event? - He doesn't say.
And he's off! No messing.
Well, it's a prototype,
There's not a lot of dignity in it, is there?
I find them flawed, in some dark and rather disgusting way.
Look in the ashtray? He's small, but he's not that small.
they always come in the back of a container lorry,
It is because these two last week blew up my house,
Look at this.
- Its stomach lining. - Not its stomach lining.
- Well, leather, I suppose. - A little leather pouch.
I thought, when I read the spec sheet on the RS,
the BMW M4 GTS?
for the tight left.
Two totally different disciplines.
That's what matters most.
the relentless pressure started to take its toll on our vehicles.
Well, to find out, each of us bought a Land Rover Discovery.
- What bones? - Animal bones.
which I think will be great.
which blew usually when my daughter was doing the school play and ruined it,
Not "Swings," that's something completely different.
Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink.
Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist, and coming up...
The meeting point was in Wales,
well, part of the digestive system - of an cow.
a rival for Ferrari and McLaren and Lamborghini, but they haven't.
Thank you very much.
Reliability, that's what we need here. That is everything.
You've got a picture of it here. Now, this is...
That's what this car is really. It's a sex machine.
- Eat it. - No!
Now, Richard Hammond is in this car.
You get a single-skin brick wall.
- What? - No, move your feet.
I'm being honest, there's not a great deal we can do about it.
That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it?
and start raping the countryside again to rebuild it.
I called it.
...I decided to go off and be sick.
Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect!
- Why is that...? - No, because what if you're a lesbian?
I don't know, but I'm not sure this is very hi-tech.
Smells of nature, I'm in nature,
The amazing thing is, it's not just Audi TTs.
There's no environment left - you've dug it all up.
you haven't behaved like a child.
No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,
Oh, balls!
Despite the excellent start from Richard and I,
- He will. Oh, he will. - No, I won't.
- That's quite a good idea. - It isn't a good idea!
Tickle of power. There it is.
Ow!